I've been tagged.

Ok not directly but Auntie Mitz did say that anyone who hasn't been tagged is now. So that includes me. Really I'm surprise no one tagged me earlier. I lead a very exciting life.

Four jobs I've had:
1. Burying my poop (not a very successful endeavor)
2. Tomenting Shyla (incredibly successful)
3. Fly Catcher or eater of any moving bug. This crunching noise makes my owner barf.
4. Protecting Shyla from spiders she is a wimp like her owner. When they get stuck in her furry paws she wigs out until I come and eat them.

Four movies I can watch over and over:
I don't watch movies but I like to watch animal shows the most. And usually I lay on my back on the floor and watch TV upside down.


Four places I've lived:
Anywhere with my owner. Doesn't matter though I try and leave whenever the door opens anyways.

Four TV shows I love:
1. Animal Planet - mostly birds.

Four places I've vacationed:
1. I've only gone for a visit to grandma and grandpa's. The first time I got sent home for being bad. Lots of times I've had people come feed me though. In general I hiss at them. The other place was the vet...I only stayed for a day...But I swatted at every dog that walked by me. The people there really liked me.


Four of my favorite dishes:
1. Whatever Shyla is eating
2. Tuna
3. Fish sauce from Saigon...Drives me wild
4. Catnip - drive me even wilder. I tend to be an angry drunk.

Four sites I visit daily:
What's a site?
1. Litter box
2. The shower
3. My cat condo
4. Standing in front of the computer screen.

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. Visiting rosco chasing the laser with him.
2. In a field full of birds
3. In a field full of grasshoppers
4. In heaven tormenting jynx. I was close to heaven once.....In the middle of the night I climbed the curtains and knocked a bunch of stuff over. My owner came running out of the bedroom and said "I'm going to kill you". Then she began squeezing my neck and twisting it until it hurt so bad I squeeeeeeeled really loud. I think that's when I got sent to grandma's. Then she shoved me in the bathroom and I unrolled toilet paper and played with everything I knocked over in the tub till morning came.

favorite memory.
when my owner went to banf and mike came to watch me. I hate him. And then I went into heat and annoyed the crap out of him. I walked around making strange noises with my bum up in the air. When my owner came home I went to the vet and got to wear a lampshade for a few days. Ever since then I haven't like car rides like I used to.

Shithead

Yes you will all be happy to know Shithead has found a new home. He now lives at Keegan's parents. This is him sleeping with their cat. He's very happy. That makes my owner very happy since she found him at work all pathetic and little. It makes me vary happy because I never have to see him again. I'm sick of new cats. Geeze.

I learnt how to open drawers

Mood - relaxed, satisfied and I have the munchies

Good times were had by all

There has been some talk about me.....

Under it all I am a very sensitive and delicate cat. I would appreciate a little more understanding. I decide not to like people after they choose to piss me off. If they don't understand this....They are the ones with the problem.

"Oh I'm sorry, did you just wake me up from a nap?" Of course I'm gonna be mad. Geeze people cut me some slack.

Anyways here are a list of reasons why I am so great: don't forget it

PRO: You'll never be alone; the cat will provide companionship.
PRO: A cat doesn't need to be walked outdoors. -Well sometimes I like to run out on you.
PRO: Cats are clean animals. -Unless I fart.
PRO: Cats don't chew on furniture, as dogs do. -No I just prefer to chew your hand. See I really am looking out for you. The next time I bite you. Remember this.
PRO: Cats aren't always underfoot, the way dogs are. -ummmm sure.
PRO: A cat won't take up most of the space on your bed at night. -No but if you try to take my space look out...I have ten very sharp needles.
PRO: You won't spend a fortune buying huge bags of food for a pet with a ravenous appetite. -Ok that's a lie...I'm fat apparently.
PRO: The cat won't leave scratch marks on the door if it wants to go outside. -No I just rip up the carpet.
PRO: A cat won't beg for food when you're trying to eat your dinner. -Nope I just take it.
PRO: A cat, unlike a dog, knows better than to corner a skunk when it's outdoors. -nor would we roll in dead animal rot....like rosco.
PRO: The cat won't drink out of the toilet. -Not true...Shyla does it all the time. And then she plays in it.
PRO: A cat won't have an "accident" in the house. Unless you leave me alone for too long....then I do it to teach you a lesson. But that's different.
PRO: You don't have to bathe a cat; it can bathe itself. -Unless you're too fat to do it...like me and Tubby and Bug
PRO: A cat won't howl outside the door when it wants to be let in. -I prefer a high pitched meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
PRO: You've accidentally locked yourself out and notice the cat smirking at you through the window. -Ok this may not be a pro...but it sure is funny. Ahhhh its warm in here.

With all of the hype about me being aloof and "Satan like" I am grudgingly tolerant of the humans in the house. I am a sweet and fluffy little creature that is delightful to watch and would never entertain a malicious thought in my head, as long as you continue to feed me and stay out of my way. Ask anyone who's ever been owned by a cat, and they'll tell you the same.

And the Battle Continues

This is my life:

There are places you cannot go, thoughts you cannot think, worlds you can no longer inhabit. So you spend your days fighting things off, defending your territory and becoming more entrenched in your fundamental thinking. Your days become devoted to protecting yourself. This becomes your mission. This is all you do.
Eve Ensler

Shyla
Mood - Sick and tired
Currently - Typing

Libby
Mood - Sleepy and probably hungry because she always is
Currently - Sleeping in cat bed





Last night a great on-going battle continued over our cat condo. Or should I say my cat condo. Libby again couldn't take the fact that I was on top. So she kicked me off. And then you know what she did? She left. She fought over the top and won and didn't even stay. So I went for her. I took her down. Then I ran back on the condo. And she came for me again. But this time I didn't back down. I'm so sick of that fat ass hole taking my spots. Its time to start fighting back and standing up for myself. After the battle my owner fed us a nice helping of catnip and we went to sleep high as kites and dreamt of food and birds.

Shlya

"We humans are indeed fortunate if we happen to be chosen to be owned by a cat."

Shyla
Mood - Happy
Currently - Sleeping on top of cat condo. She no longer has to fight for the top because Libby doesn't fit to well on the top anymore.


Libby
Mood - Hunger, disappointment
Currently - Sifting through grocery bag and nothings for her.
Weight - 14 pounds!!!

Libby - Today is bath day! I haven't had one in a while so I'm very excited. My owner had become obsessed with my appearance in the past few days. She calls me fat, stuck me on a weigh scale and then said "Holy Moly!" Then she smelt me and said "You stink. Too fat to clean yourself now?" I replied with a long drawn out high pitched "meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

This can't be good for the self esteem. I took my aggression out on Shyla. I feel much better now. Oh crap here she comes. I better go.